Funny Messages

Pakistani Police:

Motercycle wala!

sir g kaghazat tou poore hain

phir challan kyn?

Police!

Sohneya...

Double sawari khul gae ay

te toon kalla ee ja rya ain :)

Main Zindgi bher 

Jis lerki ko chahta rha

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Aaj us ka baita bola!

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Papa mujhy school chor aen

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. Moral!

Her koi "Mamu" nahi banta. :)

 Pyar ke iss dor main
Shadi ho Lahore main

Payari si ek Bivi ho
Jaise Rangeen tv ho

Gol Matol se salay hon
Jaise Dahi k Payalay hon

Pyari si ek Saali ho
Bivi ke baad gher wali ho

Pyar ke iss dor main
Shadi ho Lahore main :)

I always pray 4 u
that may ur life
b bright & sunny

and ur husband
Fat & Funny

May ur life filled wid Roses
& ur children hav
"Pheeni Noses" :)

Jb tum hanste ho to lagta hay
insaan phlay "Bander tha!

Dekhoo Gussa mat karo!

Jb tum gussa kerte ho tou lgta hay
Insaan aaj bhi Banger" hai :)










Sardaar:
aapan te her roz
kukker naal roti khaee di ay

Dost:
ess mehngaee vich kvain?

Sardaar:
Ek burki aap khaee di ay
ek kukker nu paee di ay :)

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